Tuesday, November 30, 2010

December 1st


on the 1st November 1955 after a very hard day at work ,a brave African American women stood for her right where she was asked by the bus drive to move and make room for the white section and she remained seated. on that day Rosa Parks sparked a movement that still goes on till this day...if you are tired of being mistreated and being humiliated because of your sex, sex orientation, skin color or whatever reason let December 1st be the day you stay seated in that seat and fight for your right....let me end by saying giving an inspiring quote from Lady Parks “the real reason of my not standing up was I felt that I had a right to be treated as any other passenger. We had endured that kind of treatment for too long.”

Sunday, August 8, 2010

BlackBerry Torch 9800 First Impressions..from crackberry


Torch

Today at an exclusive AT&T/RIM event held in New York City we had the chance to play with the newest device in RIMs arsenal -- the BlackBerry Torch 9800. A mix of touchscreen and familiar QWERTY keyboard, this is the first slider BlackBerry and looks like it could possibly be the best BlackBerry to date. It will also be the first device to have BlackBerry 6, RIMs latest "revamped" OS. The Torch will be officially available for purchase on August 12th for $199 exclusively through AT&T (for now). While you'll have to wait a few weeks to get your hands on one, we had the chance to play around with it and see whats new both with the device itself and the all-new BlackBerry 6 operating system. Read on for our first impressions.


BlackBerry Torch Specifications

  • Size (LxWxD) Closed: 4.4" x 2.4" x 0.57" / 111mm x 62mm x 14.6mm
  • Open: 5.8" x 2.4" x 0.57" / 148mm x 62mm x 14.6mm
  • Weight: 161.59 g / 5.7 oz (includes battery)
  • Operating System: BlackBerry 6
  • Memory: 512 MB internal flash memory/4GB built-in storage memory
  • Expandable Memory: 4GB microSD card included/Supports up to 32GB microSD card
  • Battery Life: GSM Talk Time: 5.5 hours; GSM Standby Time: 17 days/MTS Talk Time: 5.8 hours; UMTS Standby Time: 13 days
  • Physical keyboard: 35 key backlit QWERTY
  • Touchscreen keyboards: portrait/landscape full qwerty, condensed portrait
  • Display: High resolution touch screen - Half-VGA+ display (360 x 480 at 188ppi)/3.2" (diagonally measured)
  • Navigation - Capacitive traditional touch screen (no SurePress)/Optical trackpad
  • Camera: 5.0 MP camera, flash, auto focus, face detection, image stabilization, scene modes, 2X zoom, video recording
  • Video Camera: Normal Mode: 640 x 480 pixels
  • WiFi: 802.11b/g/n, support for UMA (carrier-dependent)
  • Bluetooth v2.1; Mono/Stereo Headset, Hands-free, Serial Port Profile, Bluetooth Stereo Audio (A2DP/AVCRP) and Bluetooth SIM Access Profile supported

BlackBerry Torch 9800 Hands On Video



Hardware

Picking up the device you just want to touch it. Not because it's a touchscreen, but because it just feels amazing. The construction on the device is as solid as it gets, and it just flows well and feels amazing in your hand. If you didn't know it was a slider, you really wouldn't even want to open it. The first things you notice are the screen (same size as the Storm) and the familiar BlackBerry buttons (Send, Menu, Back, End) as well as the optical trackpad. The right side the volume buttons, headset jack and convenience key, while the left side has only the microUSB port and a left-side convenience key is noticably absent. Sliding the device open reveals a full QWERTY keyboard buried stealthily below the screen. The sliding does not feel cheap by any means. As you glide it open you can feel it go where it needs to be and click into place. There is no in between or looseness in the process. Once open the Torch looks a bit odd having a big display over top of the full keyboard, but it doesn't feel top heavy or off balanced at all as we previously suspected it might. Sliding the device closed is just as easy, and once there it is not at all loose or prone to open. The back of the Torch resembles that of the Storm to an extent having the camera/flash on top and the battery door below. The battery door looks to be brushed aluminum and has a very solid feel, and again no looseness at all. Inside you'll find the battery, microSD card and SIM all strategically tucked away.

The keyboard holds the same basic design as both the Bold 9700 and Tour models, but it is surprisingly thin. It takes a bit of getting used to, but once you get going it is as smooth as a BlackBerry keyboard can be. Same goes for the on screen keyboard. In either potrait or landscape mode typing is easy and accurate. Change the device orientation with the keyboard open and there is almost no delay as it switches between portrait and landscape. At heart the Torch resembles the Bold 9700 only with double the internal memory (512MB). The display shines bright and looks amazing at 480x360, but a higher resolution display would have really tricked this guy out. The camera gets an upgrade to 5MP which is a very welcome addition, and includes face detection, flash, multiple modes and much more. There is a new viewfinder and "scenes" that allow for different types of images, most notably the zero-lag sports mode. Video recording sadly isn't much improved (still no HD) and is slightly better than the bold 9700 at 640x480. Navigating around the homescreen was both amazing and fun with BlackBerry 6 (read more below) but it did take all we had not to press in and try to get the screen to click.


Software

Where oh where do we begin on this one? Ever since we saw the first promo video of BlackBerry 6 back at WES 2010 we've been chomping at the bit to play around with it -- and now, for the first time we have. A collective "wow" gets inserted here. It would take forever to sum up all the new features, but BlackBerry 6 is where it's at. The homescreen has five views -- All, Favorites, Frequent, Media and Downloads -- all of which serve their purpose and do it well. Dragging up the tray from the bottom of the screen reveals your icons, and you can then swipe left or right to change views. Scrolling through was quick and easy and there was really no noticable lag. Tapping an icon opens the application, alternatively you can use the optical trackpad to get around as well.

Some great "shortcuts" have been added into BlackBerry 6 as well. All of the items in the banner are now clickable. Click the signal indicator to jump to Manage Connections, the clock to open the Clock app, message alerts to see your Messages and the profile icon to change your profile. Very cool.

Overall there is a really a new coat of paint all around. The application switcher has been updated allowing for easy flow between apps. It has a new look and is much improved which should make for much easier multitasking. Icon menus are much cleaner and things just look amazing.

Save the best for last? Of course! How bout that WebKit browser??! Its what a browser on BlackBerry should be. No longer will we avoid using it (admittingly we have in the past). Tabs, speed, pinch to zoom and more - its all there. MUCH more on this to come so stay tuned.

Ultimately the Torch is where its at. We'll have loads of BB6 and Torch coverage in the coming days, so keep it here as things get rolling.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Hey, Apple: We Love (And Hate) You So Much Right Now by Scav

We’ll admit it: We love Apple. Love our iPods. Love our iPhones. Love our iPads. Love our iTunes accounts and all the songs we’ve got stored away in our library thanks to Apple and their good old CEO Steve Jobs (pictured above). We’ll even go as far as to say that we probably couldn’t live the lives we wanted to without Apple (scary thought, right?). After all, the company controls our music choices, our movie options, our Twitter accounts, our Facebook updates, our work, our play, our…well, you get the point.

At the same time, we hate Apple. We hate the way the company just gets us. Gets that we appreciate the convenience of knowing that all of our technological needs are met through a single device. Gets that we like to have our voices heard when it comes to making improvements. Gets that we want to do more with our Apple products and gets that we want it to be done now. Not now, but right now.

Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing. But Apple actually gets us so well that the company (and, in particular, Jobs) have a certain swagger about them. A certain we’ll-worry-about-what-works-and-what-doesn’t-work-you-just-worry-about-using-our-products swagger. It disgusts us a little bit—but we’ll be damned if every time we swear Apple off, they don’t come out with another product that we just need to have in our lives. Kinda shameful, actually.

Case in point: The recent debate over the iPhone 4′s reception. After realizing that the iPhone 4 got terrible reception when it was held a certain way (and by “certain,” we actually mean “the correct way to hold a phone”), an Apple aficionado emailed Steve Jobs about it and got the following response: “Just avoid holding it in that way.”

Um…huh?! Are you kidding us, Steve? After all the dough we’ve thrown down on iPod Nanos and iPod Shuffles and iPod Touches and $1.29 iTunes singles, that’s the mother-whattin’ thanks we get?! (Dr. Dre voice) That’s where the hate comes out. We’re outraged. We wish they’d get us a little better. We want an apology. We hate them.

But then, Apple puts out a press release just before the Fourth of July holiday weekend that basically says, “Oh yeah, we F’d up! We actually do have a problem. The software on the iPhone 4 actually says that you have better reception at times than you actually do—which is why all of you are so mad! We’ll put out an update in a few weeks and everything will be back to normal!”

And we’re all satisfied. Except when you consider that Apple isn’t actually fixing the problem you thought you had with your phone. They’re simply fixing another problem that’s semi-related to the problem you’re having and will make your problem seem like less of a problem. When in reality, there still is a problem.

Listen, like I said earlier, there’s a big part of us that loves Apple. They make great products that last a long time (shout-out to my 80 gig ‘Pod that’s still going strong four years after I bought it) and they clearly have the market in a stranglehold. They’re running the game right now. But can’t we stop with the games, guys?

Can’t you just come out and say when you make a mistake? Can’t you talk to us like you care about us as customers? Can’t you do more than just take our money and make us feel like we’re being held hostage to the company with the best products?

One day, the iPod might not be the best MP3 player on the planet. Hell, there might not even be MP3s anymore. They’ll be some other format of music that we’ll want. And Apple might not be able to handle it. The iPhone might get overtaken by the Droid. The iPad might flourish for awhile—before some other company out there figures out how to do tablets better. And then what?

We love you, Apple. You’re great. But sometimes, you make us hate you, too. And I don’t think we’re alone, either. Are we?

THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN WITH MALE FRIENDS

The guy who hangs out with her from time to time, she tells you her problems, she calls or texts you to see "what you doing". She lets you believe shes waiting for the right one, she gives you the window of opportunity by telling you she likes to "take things slow" and "get to know someone first before jumping into a relationship". This is PURE GAME bruh. She telling you all that so you can chase her. In other words, give her ATTENTION. As far as her being your "friend", do you think she REALLY cares about how your day is going? Or your feelings? She might. But she REALLY only calls you when shes BORED dude. Simple as that. She will add you to her list of "attention givers" and call or text you because she know she can get your attention when she wants it. Women LOVE to feel important, and the "clutch" buddy: meaning "guy she can always turn to for an ego boost" is always there to gas her up. Either by reminding her shes beautiful, or boosting her self esteem by taking her out, or listening to her vent when her boyfriend is treating her wrong, or by simply answering her phone calls when she "needs someone to talk to". the "clutch" buddy is always right there.

Now this is where it gets tricky...a LOT of men already know this, and they use it to they advantage. For example: a guy who knows the game will play along and ACT like hes really trying to be her "friend", but hes really using her to get attention from OTHER women. How? If a guy walks into a restaurant, bar, club, or any public place with a nice looking woman...or two...or three...all the women around will think hes intriguing because he has a nice looking woman or a few nice looking women around him. Women are honestly intimidated by other attractive women. Why do you think they compete so hard to stand out amongst other women? Another example is a guy who will have "FEmale friends" for the benefit of getting with one of HER friends, or even getting advice on HOW to get with one of her friends...or better yet HER. But she so busy thinking hes trying to be her "homeboy" she dont even know shes being GAMED. The guy who knows most of her deepest thoughts and secrets is usually the guy she ends up marrying...or fucking. Like all women say: "gotta be friends first" right? Now this leads to the next type of "male friend" she keeps around...

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

song of the week

SEXTING



Admit it. We’ve all done it. Missing your boyfriend so you take a lil snapshot when you hop out the shower. Guys you too. .. Just finish taking a piss so you snap a pic of your umm, you know and MMS it to your girlfriend while shes at work. Its called “sexting”. Numerous couples do it to keep the relationship spicey and spontaneous. Especially long distance relationships. BUT what happens when the sexting gets exposed to the public? There are pros and cons when it comes to sexting. As always the bad outweighs the good. Your pictures meant for your lover can be forwarded with one touch of a button. And your rep. ruined instantly. AND yet as always this only concerns us females. Guys wouldn’t care two shits if a pic of their d*ck got out. As long as none of their homeboys see it, its fine. But females let that happen to u, and u’re labeled “OVERNIGHT SLUT”.

So before you take those pictures ladies and gents there are a few things you should do. Think. Do you trust this guy/gal enough that if things went sour between you two he wouldn’t expose them. If he’s/she’s going to instantly show them to his/her friends? Or will he/she try and use that one picture as blackmail for you to send more and more dirty little flicks? And last but not least, of course make sure you’re hair free. I mean like you don’t wanna be a BUSHer…

Is The Boondocks The Realest Show On Television?

The Boondocks Season 3 [Episode 9][21 Min]




























When The Boondocks made its return to television this year after a nearly three-year hiatus, everyone was reminded why it is quite possibly the best show on television. With its interesting take on our culture from a snarky African-American perspective that offers varying—and often controversial—points of view, The Boondocks turns the mirror on our society and delivers a backhanded truth that’s about as real as it gets.

But here’s the most impressive thing about the cartoon: It’s more “real” than what is coined “reality TV.” It is a very ironic and head scratching thing to know a scripted cartoon has more real elements than television supposedly based on reality.

Think about that for a minute.

Let this be an indicator as to how our society has changed. While reality television has virtually taken over every aspect of television and is often so far away from what is realistic. Many of these shows are scripted in order to bring about dramatic moments to reel the viewers in. The dating shows feature overblown celebrities who often select a mate only to never speak with them again. Nobody is really looking for love on a dating show, they are looking for exposure. Other shows feature so much scripted nonsense that only a fool would believe that they are a reflection of what goes on in real life.

Then you have The Boondocks.

The brainchild of Aaron McGruder is brilliant in every facet. Although it is a cartoon with extreme fight scenes and silly dialog, it covers the truth in comedy. It brings to light issues in a manner we can both laugh at but find truth in. Whether it’s Huey’s grim outlook on our community or Riley’s obnoxious take on what makes him “keep it real” as his gangster alter ego “Young Reezy,” viewers often find themselves nodding in approval as the show reflects the rights and wrongs with the current hip-hop generation. It tackles race relations without being too offensive and sprinkles enough humor to take the edge off any topic the show chooses to take aim. It’s both parts Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle in its brand of humor. You often find yourself laughing at things you know are true while others laugh not knowing the joke is on them.

The Boondocks is the closest thing we have to reality on television today. Whether or not that is a shame is left for you to judge.

Let us just hope that Aaron McGruder has a change of heart and opts to continue the show. If not, it will sorely be missed. Until then, we’ll just sit back and enjoy the animated reality.


LOVERS & FRIENDS?

is it possible to be both?

The friends and lovers scenario has been a most intriguing on for centuries. Personal relationships are hard to categorize as is the average person has: associates, friends, best-friends, enemies, lovers, and boyfirends/girlfriends.

With all of those different types of friends It seems easy to just stick "Homieloverfriend" right in there right? I personally believe that all relationships and friendships can work to the persons liking as long as the parties have the same views.

BET Awards 2010: Winners, Losers… And Chris Brown

What a night! The 2010 BET Awards definitely did not disappoint. Check the rundown…

Kanye West kicked things off with an eagerly anticipated performance of his new single, “Power.” Perched atop a mountain surrounded by lava and wearing a huge gold Pharaoh chain, ‘Ye’s presence was as commanding as ever. Queen Latifah then hit the stage as the night’s host, performing a cabaret-inspired opening sequence complete with the first of many outfit changes for the night. Jada Pinkett Smith came out as the first presenter, giving a jubilant Alicia Keys the Best Female R&B Artist award. Usher smoothed things out even more with a sexy performance of “There Goes My Baby,” followed by Nicki Minaj being awarded Best Female Hip-Hop Act (no surprise to anyone) and dedicating it to Lil Wayne.

Backed by Travis Barker on the drums, a determined-looking T.I. grabbed the mic next to perform his new single “Yeah Ya Know.” Actors Nia Long and Larenz Tate, who performed a steamy rendition of their classic spoken word interactions in 1997’s Love Jones, presented Best Hip-Hop Artist to a visibly humble Drake (somewhat of a surprise winner over seasoned veteran Jay-Z). Five months pregnant and glowing, Alicia Keys then performed a medley of her hits “No One,” “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart,” “If I Ain’t Got You” (with gospel singer Kim Burrell) and “Unthinkable.” The next significant moment undoubtedly came when Queen Latifah and T.I. introduced B.o.B who performed his single “Airplanes” (with surprise vocalist Keyshia Cole), and was followed by a solemn-looking Eminem, who seemingly came out of nowhere to perform his new hits and remind everyone why he’s one of the greatest MCs of all time.

Fashion choices aside (people on Twitter were saying she looked like everything from a bat to The Count from Sesame Street) Monica tore down “Everything To Me” in a duet with soul singer Deniece Williams. With her matured voice sounding similar to her idol Whitney Houston’s, Mo then presented Best Collaboration to Alicia Keys for her duet with Jay-Z, “Empire State Of Mind.” The “ooh” moment of the night followed straight after Latifah announcing the next performer (Diddy) as “only seen in the company of fine women—just like me,” perhaps alluding to her long-debated sexual preference. Diddy woke the audience up with a spirited rendition of the “Hello, Good Morning” remix, with Dirty Money, T.I. and Nicki Minaj rocking out amidst over-zealous smoke machines.

The highlight of the night came when Jermaine Jackson introduced the Michael Jackson tribute without saying the name of the performer, only guaranteeing it would be phenomenal. And it was. A determined Chris Brown put his heart and soul into paying homage to his idol, and then some. While he was a little shaky on the spins and the Moonwalk, he nailed pretty much everything else, reminding everyone why he’s a star. While his past will never be forgotten, Chris’s intense and very real emotional breakdown to “Man In The Mirror” (which had audience members like Melanie Fiona screaming out in support) will forever be a turning point in his career.

Latifah announced Drake up next, and the Toronto-born star brought out Young Jeezy for a solid performance of “Lose My Mind (Remix).” Drake dedicated his win of the night to his mother, as did Trey Songz when the Black Eyed Peas presented him with Best Male R&B Artist. The appearance of El DeBarge, who performed a string of hits (including one of my favorites, “Rhythm Of The Night”) was a huge surprise and definite crowd-pleaser, as were tributes to Gary Coleman (by former Diff’rent Strokes co-star Todd Bridges) and Teddy Pendergrass (by Tyrese).

The gospel contingent (Kirk Franklin, Yolanda Adams, et al) dedicated a moving tribute song to Haiti, and Chairwoman/CEO of BET, Debra Lee, presented an emotional John Legend with the Humanitarian Award. Trey Songz returned to the stage to perform his steamy “Your Side Of The Bed” and attempted to cover Prince’s “Purple Rain,” a valiant effort that received a lukewarm reaction from The Purple One himself. When it came time for Prince’s official Icon Award, however, the performers he reportedly handpicked to perform for him—Janelle Monae (“Let’s Go Crazy”), Esperanza Spalding (“If I Was Your Girlfriend”), Alicia Keys (“Adore”) and Patti LaBelle (a killer rendition of “Purple Rain”)—got him up off his feet, cheering and reveling in the moment. For his part, Prince said: “I was pretty wild in my younger days and you don’t have to do what I did…you don’t have to make any of the mistakes I made. The future is in your hands now, the world is really yours.” The last performance of the night, Ludacris’s “My Chick Bad” mashed up with DJ Khaled’s hit “All I Do Is Win (Remix),” definitely gave the awards a high-energy final

IS SEX NEEDED IN RELATIONSHIPS?



Now a days it seem like most relationships are based around 1 thing, LUST! It's sad to see in most cases now people are willing to cheat or either end a relationship becuase the other isn't willing to have sex. It seems like...

the majority of people feel sex is needed to keep a relationship together and running, but I dont feel this way. Yes in a way sex can make the couple closer at the start, but at the same time it could push the two people farther away. Just think about it, if you and your partner have sex every day multiple times eventually one of yall will start to get bored. I have heard this saying from couple to couple many times " Yeah the sex is good BUT its getting boring, I want some NEW p*ssy"!

I'm pretty sure yall females say the same thing as well. So since we know this usually happens why rush into having sex? In my eyes it's nothing wrong with waiting a little bit, it builds up suspense. Don't get me wrong it's nothing wrong with being intimate with each other but actuall sex could be put off. I also know how some men operate they like to hit females with this line "If you love me you would do it" How many females have been told the same line? Im almost positive the man using that line will be the one 4 months in the relationship who is creeping around because all of sudden he is bored with the sex yall are having.

Then you have the people who feel like if a person is in a relationship and they don't want to have sex that their partner doesn't care for them. This is another dumb excuse , but I do understand that some people have problems with feeling accepted and that person not wanting to have sex with them might push them to think they aren't wanted. But when its all said and done if you are in or relationship now or about to get in one think twice before yall just jump right into the sex part, some things are better when waited on.

Females Are Liars + MORE

1) Watch what you say when arguing with girlfriend/boyfriend
2) How does a man not know how to change a tire?
3) Auto shops will f*ck your car up
4) Females are liars
5) Rich men not finding a new wifey

Fellas, watch ya mouth when you arguing with ya girl cause you might say some sh*t like "It's over" just because your mad and then she walks out and goes and f*cks her ex boyfriend. You see women are funny like that, it only takes 2 seconds for her to dial her ex-boyfriend number and explain to him what happen. Her ex will find away to turn that into some p*ssy. Sh*t, by the time you give her a call and say your sorry, she already swallowed c*m and got her back blown out.

Fellas, you really need to learn how to change a tire if you don't know how. Let's say you in the car with your b*tch and the car catches a flat. She is expecting you to know how to change that. Just like if you want some chicken, you expecting her to know how to make that. Ya b*tch should never have to call AAA for a flat tire. She got a man in the car with her. When AAA shows up you look like a complete idiot cause you don't know how to change a f*ckin tire.

Only bring your car to the dealer. If something goes wrong with your car and you bring it to an auto shop that is not the dealership. They gonna f*ck your car up so you can bring it back to them. They will fix whatever is wrong with your car but at the same time they will loosen some sh*t up. Three weeks later you bringing your car back for something else and your too stupid to realize that the auto shop did it. Was anything wrong with that part of the car before you brought it to the auto shop? No. Now all of a sudden something is wrong. Put two and two together for once you stupid mutha f*cka.

Don't believe anything a female says. They first reaction is to lie. They don't fully lie, they just leave important information out of the story. If you ask her what she was talking to that guy about. She will say "he was just telling me about his allergies" She is leaving out the part when he told her she had a fat azz and his d*ck would look good in that. Chicks cheat so if mutha f*ckas think that they the only ones cheating then they just in denial.

You ever see somebody get rich and keep the same chick they had when they was broke? Emotional azz n*ggas. They so scared to get used for they money and get they heart broken that they got that same bum azz b*tch they was f*ckin with in high school. Mutha f*cka you got money. You better go upgrade ya shorty asap. Don't be scared to leave that bum azz dirty b*tch. You got ya money up, she aint going far. Go out and f*ck these high class skeezers. Stop worrying about getting used for your money. Everybody with money gets used for they money, you can't avoid it so just deal with it and accept it.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Katy Perry FT. HYPER CRUSH – California Gurls (HYPER CRUSH REMIX)

Download this remix here

In the Fashion world New Casio Store

Casio G-Shock officially opened the doors to their new store situated Dray Walk in the Old Truman Brewery yesterday with a nice party and an offer of 20 percent off the famour G-Shock watches. The new store is a more interactive space showcasing new, exclusive and staple lines of the famous G-Shock watches. The store shall also be a space for upcoming artists and designers to exhibit their work. Fans of G-Shock trooped into the store multitudes to take advantage of the 20 percent offer to get some new pieces and also to showcase their pieces as you can tell by the picture above.

The Casio G-shock has always been a way of expressing yourself and occasion. With their extensive palette of colours and styles, you can be rest assured that you are never short of choice. It has been almost six months since the closure of the Carnaby Street branch and this new store is definitely a welcome addition to the already amazing stores situated in Shoreditch. So make sure you head down to check out the store.

Chiddy Bang – The Swelly Life

These boys are going from strength to strength. Can’t wait for their debut to drop.

Friday, June 18, 2010

The new date rape drug by POT



Add 1 ounce Gin 1 ounce Rum 1 ounce tequila 1 ounce vodka 1 once of triple sec to a tall glass served over ice with a splash of coke for color. This drink was hand crafted by the devil himself. It is pure EVIL. Long Island ice tea is the new date rape drug. Avoid at all costs. You ever wonder why these drinks are soo cheap? Well fat bitches and bartenders have a secret alliance dating back to the early days with the invention of alcohol. Big girls main goal in the bar is to leave with somebody, 9 times out of 10 most dudes avoid the fat broads but add in a frosty treat such as this Long Island and things seem to go in their favor.

Its like Long Islands have the power to turn a big bitch into Hale Berry. I have found myself in many questionable predicaments fucking with this shit. Last time I had a long island I woke up naked in a sleezy hotel with a fucking whale snoring her ass off on the bed in MY SHIRT! I mean come on man my shirt though? What am I supposed to do with it now? I cant wear that shit! Your big ass stretched that shit out now it looks like a parachute. New Years Eve, me and the fellas decided to go run a muck downtown at the clubs. This particular evening I had gotten off work late so when niggas picked me up I was the only sober one. Only losers party sober and Im a boss so when we got there I ordered two double shots of 151 just so I could catch up. After about 5 minutes I realized that I was still sober. Now if you know anything about drinking it can take up to an hour for the alcohol to fully absorb into the body before you feel its effects. So as you can see Im headed in the direction of an EPIC FAIL. So I hit the bar again, this time I ordered two long islands. I killed one in literally 3 seconds and as Im sipping the other one surprisingly I end up in the middle of a big ass circle of people screaming "Go Pot!! Go Pot!!" as Im getting jiggy with a fat broad. LMAO when did this happen? How did I get there? I don't even dance! Fuck it, I put it on her big ass, I looked like dancing with the stars up in that bitch. I headed to the bar and ordered two more.... This is where I blacked out and Im gonna have to tell the story from what my friends said happened. So apparently after I drank those drinks I hopped behind the bar and started pouring shots for people and drinking out the bottles. My friends said I was back there for a good 10 minutes before anyone asked me to leave. Madness! Security escorted me back to the dance floor. I took my shirt off hopped on stage and started doing the robot, I jumped into the crowd and crowd surfed until they dropped me on the floor near the bathroom. Niggas said I went behind the bar AGAIN and started passing out free beers!!!! Lol... Security asked me to leave so I left the club alone. Some how I ended up in 711 with my dick out pissing on the twinkies. I get tackled by 4 police officers mid piss and beat up with night sticks. All I remember is my home boy screaming in the background "Yo!!! Let him put his cock away!!! Let him put his cock away!" So now Im in the back of a police car with no pants headed to jail all because of Long Island Iced Tea. I did a lot of thinking that 2 days I sat in the cell. Fuck Long Island Iced Tea's and Fuck Long Island!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Drake Ft Jay-Z & Lil Wayne - Light Up (Rikers Remix lilwaynes verse from jail)


OVO drop the CDQ version of the "Light Up" remix featuring a Lil Wayne verse that he phoned in from Rikers.



Download link after the jump!

Download: Drake Ft Jay-Z & Lil Wayne-Light Up (Rikers Remix)

Rock City - Independence Day Pt 2

The St. Thomas, Virgin Island's duo team up with DJ ill Will & DJ Rockstar to bring you yet another killer mixtape independence day part 2. Time to get your copy and its free for download...... PTFAO

1 STALL OVER RULE by THISISTXF

Nothing worst than using the bathroom and a n*gga comes to the stall right next to you. Whether you taking a sh*t or peeing. It be like 7 available urinals/Stalls and a n*gga wants to choose the one right next to you. Then have the nerves to try and hold a convo? O_o "How Bout those Lakers?" Let's make this clear men should not talk 2 each other while holding your dick peein' or takin a sh*t w/ ya pants round ya ankles. #n*ggayougay

His b*tch told him last night he had a lil snicker doodle now he tryna peep over the the urinal divider @ yo slong #Nshit. Keep yo eyes lookin str8 ahead and don't be askin for toilet paper if you ran out. I don't understand none of those gay hand signals that senator or whatever was doin,,,

This is something that should be common sense but,,,#ImJustSayin!!! Stick to the 1 stall over rule and shut the fuck up in the bathroom. THANK YOU

THE WINK FACE TEXT MESSAGE

I was browsing the internet a few months ago and came up on this trick. Its called the Wink face text message. This is the most powerful tool when your trying to get some ass from a chick in a direct yet offensive way. You can say anything you want to a chick as long as you end it with a ;) For instance. "You should totally let me f*ck you in the ass later baby ;)" <---- You see that well placed wink face at the end of the statement? If you were to end it with a question mark then that is grounds to get cursed out or f*cked up.....


But how can you get mad at a wink face? You can't! Its full proof. Because if they do get mad which they won't you could always reply back "hahaha I was just fucking wit you." It kinda leaves it open ended and throws the women off balance. You can't wink face everything though it has to be offensive. The offensive shit has a 56% success rate because chicks dig an honest nigga plus they think the wink is cute. If all else fails and you can't talk yourself out of the situation and she's actually upset you can bail yourself out with the sad face :( but thats a last resort. This technique only works if you follow the directions precisley. You can't haul off and start sending Remixes to the wink face like (O_-) Or ;-) It just wont work and you'll end up with a foot up your ass. Heres a few examples of some success and some failures. Try it out my niggas and enjoy. I wanna hear your stories after you do it. This attempt was a success because I got right to the point

This wasn't a complete failure, I coulda got a yes if I would have been more disrespectful Peep the sad face bail out too. Make sure your taking notes...


Now these two examples go to show that you can't say ANYTHING with a wink face text, you have to execute it JUST right


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

who would you hit and why ?

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The Oxford Set of Mathematical Instruments! but what was its purpose?

Thanks to Wikipedia,
"The Oxford Set of Mathematical Instruments is a set of instruments used by generations of school children in the United Kingdom and around the world in mathematics and geometry lessons. The set is marketed in over 100 countries by Helix, a company based in Stourbridge, West Midlands.

It consists of a metal tin embossed on the front with a drawing of an Oxford University College and the words 'THE HELIX OXFORD SET OF MATHEMATICAL INSTRUMENTS COMPLETE & ACCURATE' in white against a blue background.

Inside the tin there are two set squares, a 180° protractor, a 15cm ruler, a metal compass, a 9cm pencil, a pencil sharpener, an eraser and a 10mm stencil. There is also a fact sheet and glossary of mathematical terms with a school timetable printed on the back. The export version also includes a dividers."

so people after having owned this mathematical set for over four years of my high-school life until now i don't know what its used for except for the tinny pencil and eraser which i used for my graffiti art and the so called protractor for barings..so i ask ma self why does the African education system complicate shit..so can any one kindly tell me the use of the triangles n the divider and all that..

Breaking news Rwandese student stopped by the police for riding his bike over the speed limit FACEBOOK STATUS TELLS US..

I need your sincere reaction to this post is this racist or the police doing its job:????After reading Erics FACEBOOK STATUS..our very own BVU soccer striker was stopped cause he was apparently moving really fast on his bicycle;to fast that the police thought he was ridding a motorbike where he was stopped along with another stunt rider and asked to present their Driving license..

The following is what his status says so give me your opinion:

"speed limit 25...and Bikash and I were speedin at 27 n d fun thing was on bikes and all sudden d cops siren startd goin wiwiwiwiwi di d police pull ova...so we pulld over n d cops askd us our drivin license n registration 4 our bikes.. I told him no drivin license n d registration is BVU SL IA. unbelievable 2 b pulld ova ridin a bike pass d speed limit of d road2 hours ago"

from twitter....

"K. Perkins appears to have injured knee in rebounding action, walking to locker room w/ help from Scal and Shelden.Publish Post Details as available..

game six ends with a tragic loss Lakers 89, Celtics 67



LOS ANGELES -- Kendrick Perkins went down hard. Kobe Bryant's shots went down just a little too easily. And -- with a chance to win the franchise's 18th NBA title -- the Celtics barely showed up.

In a game Boston fans undoubtedly had a difficult time stomaching, the Celtics put up little resistance in an 89-67 loss to the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center Tuesday night, sending the 2010 NBA Finals to a decisive seventh game Thursday. The Celtics' lead in the series is gone. Their starting center might be gone as well. And Bryant -- the league's best clutch player -- has one game to win championship on his team's home floor.

From the big picture to the loss of their best big man, the first signs of trouble for the Celtics came after Perkins left the game with a knee injury. With 5:30 remaining in the first quarter, the Celtics' starting center came down with a rebound and crumpled to the floor, his right knee buckling underneath him. Lakers fans mockingly chanted "wheelchair" at Perkins, but for the Celtics, the injury was no joking matter. Perkins was helped off the court, unable to put any weight at all on the knee. He did not return to the game. Perkins was taken for X-rays and diagnosed with a sprained right knee, his status for Game 7 uncertain.

With Perkins out of the game, things unraveled quickly for the Celtics. Already up six when Perkins went down, the Lakers increased their lead to 10 points at the end of the first quarter. Los Angeles shot 60-percent in the first without a defensive presence in the middle of the paint, a far cry from a 33-percent first quarter in Game 5.

It got worse for the Celtics in the second. Perkins's replacement, Rasheed Wallace, picked up his third foul at the 9:01 mark of the quarter, necessitating the early use of Kevin Garnett. With both centers lost to injury and foul trouble, the Celtics found themselves lost on defense. Pau Gasol's offensive rebound and put-back at the 7:00 mark in the second highlighted the Celtics' problems, as not even Glen Davis could put a body on Gasol and prevent the easy basket. The Lakers out-rebounded the Celtics 30-13 in the first half and took a 51-31 lead at the break.

The second half offered very little pomp, but for the Celtics the circumstances became clear: Facing a 20-point deficit for most of the half, the Celtics weren't going to win Game 6. The focus, instead, shifted to Game 7, where the Celtics will have all they can handle against the Lakers, with or without Perkins. Doc Rivers lifted his starters with 4:14 remaining in the game.

The Lakers were once again led by Bryant, who didn't seem to work very hard for his 26 points. But unlike in Game 5, Bryant got help from both Gasol (17 points) and Ron Artest (15 points), whose three three-pointers were an unwelcome surprise. Ray Allen paced the Celtics with 19 ponts, hitting his first two three-pointer since he made eight of them here in Game 2.

After playing 105 games this season, the fate of the Celtics' season -- and perhaps even the reputations of the Big Three -- will come down to one game Thursday night. The Celtics as a franchise are 34-1 in a best-of-seven playoff series when it going up 3-2, the exception being last season's loss to the Orlando Magic in seven games. Going back more than a half century, the Celtics are 20-6 in Game 7's.

Final: Lakers 89, Celtics 67: Everyone in the crowd wins tacos. There will be a Game 7 here Thursday night.

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Summertime Flings



Summertime the time of hot sex and cold wine. Nah im just kidding. But it’s the time of the year where no one wants to be held down. So let the summer time flings begin. We all have been there. You see the couple above. Yes they look happy now. But who wouldn’t be happy about the summer, the beach, on-call sex, liquor, and parties? A summer fling is the one little critter that’s yours for the whole summer. BUT one person always seems to get too attached as the summer is coming to an end. Here are the rules of a summer time fling:



1. “I cant say I love you, I don’t know what that means”-- no no NO ‘L’ word. If he/she says it, they’re a lying ass. And if they say it, cut their ass of, asap.

2. Plan B-- Always have a back-up plan. Just in case one falls off. (that’s a big duh when you’re single)

3. No titles-- We ARE NOT A COUPLE. We may do the things a couple does BUT we will not, shall not, can not place a title on it. Titles fuck everything up.

4. Sex-- If you have a summer time fling, its never to early to have sex. I mean like its gonna be over in about 2 months anyways, so what the hell are you waiting for.. that’s IF you even plan to have sex.

5. Dates-- Fellas you don’t always have to pay for her. So ladies don’t expect him to pay for you.

6. “Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies.”-- No questions about my past relationships. ‘Cause if you’re asking me that, you’re thinking ahead. And remember we have no future together, so my past is history that you don’t need to know about.

7. Breaking it off-- When August comes make sure there’s a mutual agreement that this isn’t going any further than what it is. You guys can possibly make arrangements to screw occasionally for the next few months, but that’s all.

BUT if you both happen to catch feelings towards the end, hooray to you guys and your relationship that’ll only last another two months. =)

ARE WOMEN SECRETLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PAIN?

Ok I know this seems HELLA weird but trust me I've got some good points here so pop the top! Women are strange and uniquely crafted individuals and likely to snap at any given moment. Most of all our job is to be a sensual beast! While men are turned on by a womans soft skin and curves most women love to be dominated and man-handled. Why is that? Woman like to do and have all sorts of things done to them in bed: get bitten, bite their partner, scratch, be forcefully moved, choked, spanked, have their nipples tweeked, suffocated, be restrained, play with abnormally shaped or oversized "toys", etc. Simply put men don't f**k with that. They'd rather...

enjoy a woman's body and stroke their way to victory.Which bring us to the question: Are woman sexually charged by pain?

For example why are woman sooooooooo facinated with vampires. A vampires only motive is to have sex, bite the sh*t out of you, and drink your blood. How in the Hell is that sexy?!

The dominatrix is the lovechild of sex and pain. Complete with whips, paddles, chains, and handcuffs she is turned on seeing a person in complete agony...awkwardddddd.

How about everytime a woman has a sexual encounter the goal is to have it "beat up". Woman WANT to be sore after sex because SORE is woman for BOMB.

i want to know what yall men and women think

ARE WOMEN ARE LIARS?

Why do some women lie about how much sex they have? Like us dudes believe that bullsh*t. Who do you think your fooling? Stop frontin all the time. I was texting this chick that I messed with a few times a couple years ago named Stacey. We both had a few drinks and I hit her up on some random drunk shit cause that's what I do. She was telling me how the last time she had sex was November of this year.... Why say that? Its an obvious lie.....



Real talk the same dude you telling that you aint "get no dick in ages" to, is the same dude you end up having sex with. Now let me break it down even further. Guys don't talk on the phone, EVER. Any nigga who talks on the phone is gay. Bitches talk on the phone constantly. So lets do the math, Your average chick talks to 7.23 dudes she hasn't spoke to in a while, every day. In 42% of those conversations she spits the same game, "I can't remember the last time I had sex, its been so long, I've been deprived." There's 7 days in a week. 7 x 7.23 x 42% = Bitch there's no way you not getting f*cked on a daily basis. I respect yall hustle though because for the most part men are stupid. Now I'm not into bashing my niggas (Shouts out to the dead beat dads #TeamGetLowOnTheChildSupportPayments) but yall gotta stop falling for these lies!

Women have higher sex drives then men and they can get sex effortlessly. What makes you think that when a chick tells you she aint gettin none she's telling the truth? The only women who don't get sex everyday are fat bitches and chicks that live with their parents. If a women is horny all she has to do is walk outside and show just a little bit of skin and n*ggas will flock to her. All she gotta show is her Achilles tendon and muf*ckas is on her cock trying to smash and shit. Shout out to the lonely bitches though. All up on twitter after dark talking bout how they wanna get fucked and how much cock they wanna suck but yall be stingy with the pussy. Be generous. Pass that shit out like free condoms. Bitches be complaining about not getting fucked but don't wanna fuck nobody. This blogger is lost! Im straight up confused. I don't understand you women sometimes. Can someone out their shed some light on this issue for me?