Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Females Are Liars + MORE

1) Watch what you say when arguing with girlfriend/boyfriend
2) How does a man not know how to change a tire?
3) Auto shops will f*ck your car up
4) Females are liars
5) Rich men not finding a new wifey

Fellas, watch ya mouth when you arguing with ya girl cause you might say some sh*t like "It's over" just because your mad and then she walks out and goes and f*cks her ex boyfriend. You see women are funny like that, it only takes 2 seconds for her to dial her ex-boyfriend number and explain to him what happen. Her ex will find away to turn that into some p*ssy. Sh*t, by the time you give her a call and say your sorry, she already swallowed c*m and got her back blown out.

Fellas, you really need to learn how to change a tire if you don't know how. Let's say you in the car with your b*tch and the car catches a flat. She is expecting you to know how to change that. Just like if you want some chicken, you expecting her to know how to make that. Ya b*tch should never have to call AAA for a flat tire. She got a man in the car with her. When AAA shows up you look like a complete idiot cause you don't know how to change a f*ckin tire.

Only bring your car to the dealer. If something goes wrong with your car and you bring it to an auto shop that is not the dealership. They gonna f*ck your car up so you can bring it back to them. They will fix whatever is wrong with your car but at the same time they will loosen some sh*t up. Three weeks later you bringing your car back for something else and your too stupid to realize that the auto shop did it. Was anything wrong with that part of the car before you brought it to the auto shop? No. Now all of a sudden something is wrong. Put two and two together for once you stupid mutha f*cka.

Don't believe anything a female says. They first reaction is to lie. They don't fully lie, they just leave important information out of the story. If you ask her what she was talking to that guy about. She will say "he was just telling me about his allergies" She is leaving out the part when he told her she had a fat azz and his d*ck would look good in that. Chicks cheat so if mutha f*ckas think that they the only ones cheating then they just in denial.

You ever see somebody get rich and keep the same chick they had when they was broke? Emotional azz n*ggas. They so scared to get used for they money and get they heart broken that they got that same bum azz b*tch they was f*ckin with in high school. Mutha f*cka you got money. You better go upgrade ya shorty asap. Don't be scared to leave that bum azz dirty b*tch. You got ya money up, she aint going far. Go out and f*ck these high class skeezers. Stop worrying about getting used for your money. Everybody with money gets used for they money, you can't avoid it so just deal with it and accept it.

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