Wednesday, June 16, 2010

THE WINK FACE TEXT MESSAGE

I was browsing the internet a few months ago and came up on this trick. Its called the Wink face text message. This is the most powerful tool when your trying to get some ass from a chick in a direct yet offensive way. You can say anything you want to a chick as long as you end it with a ;) For instance. "You should totally let me f*ck you in the ass later baby ;)" <---- You see that well placed wink face at the end of the statement? If you were to end it with a question mark then that is grounds to get cursed out or f*cked up.....


But how can you get mad at a wink face? You can't! Its full proof. Because if they do get mad which they won't you could always reply back "hahaha I was just fucking wit you." It kinda leaves it open ended and throws the women off balance. You can't wink face everything though it has to be offensive. The offensive shit has a 56% success rate because chicks dig an honest nigga plus they think the wink is cute. If all else fails and you can't talk yourself out of the situation and she's actually upset you can bail yourself out with the sad face :( but thats a last resort. This technique only works if you follow the directions precisley. You can't haul off and start sending Remixes to the wink face like (O_-) Or ;-) It just wont work and you'll end up with a foot up your ass. Heres a few examples of some success and some failures. Try it out my niggas and enjoy. I wanna hear your stories after you do it. This attempt was a success because I got right to the point

This wasn't a complete failure, I coulda got a yes if I would have been more disrespectful Peep the sad face bail out too. Make sure your taking notes...


Now these two examples go to show that you can't say ANYTHING with a wink face text, you have to execute it JUST right


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